Fess ups

So here it goes...my friends have these things called "fess up's" that they post regularly on their blogs about things they "didn't do" that is stinking hilarious! So I thought I might take a swing at it and see how it goes:

1. I did not turn the baby monitor off a few times during the night because I was tired of listening to the stupid thing loose the channel and then find it again...that would be a terrible thing to do.

2. I did not eat chocolate cake last night(o.k. and a couple of wings) for Gabe's birthday even though I have had a horrendous stomach virus for 4 days and have lived on pepto and crackers...that would just be stupid

3. I did not pay for that stupid mistake all day today!

4. I did not type this at work today while I was clocked in, getting paid, and listening to the hustle and bustle of people actually working only a few feet away

5. I did not let Jaxson sit in the floor and rip the phone book to shreds Monday when I was home sick because I just couldn't get up off the recliner one more time!